1. Before we start talking about your book, why don’t you tell everybody a little bit about yourself?
Raised to be a country boy (redneck if you like, but in my day we were just hillbillies) and learned much about living off the land and getting along with nature. Never did take much to these fool computer gizmos until a friend talked me into getting one. That's when the stories that had always been in my head and made me such a great member of the "Down Home Liar's Club" started moving from my head to my fingers and I eventually found how to get them published online.
2. Besides writing, what other things do you enjoy doing in your spare time?
Laying about in the yard in a hammock, traipsing through the woods with my buddies, hunting a few choice game animals and drinking around a campfire or just drinking. Beer, whiskey, bourbon, vodka, you name it, I'll drink it. Oh, and I like women, mostly those that frequent bars and are easy to pick up or cheap for the night.
3. What is your daily routine as far as when you have an idea for your story?
Sit my butt down and start banging it out on the keyboard.
4. Where do you get your ideas from?
Life. That's really all there is to it. I live. I look around me. I take it all in and eventually it comes out through my fingers as stories.
5. Out of all of the stories you’ve written so far, what would be your favorite and why?
You trying to make me confess to having a favorite child? lol I wrote one in collaboration with Gwendolyn Cummings, another erotica writer. Had fun with that one.
6. Tell us something funny about yourself that not a lot of people know about?
I only tried chewing tobacco once in my life. I was about fourteen and a friend had swiped part of a chaw from his paw. We went back in the woods (which was all around where we lived and wasn't hard to come by) and he sliced off a hunk for each of us. He placed his tween his lip and gums and I chomped down on mine like chewing gum. Don't ever do that. The juice went right down my throat and hit my stomach and I hurled everything I'd eaten that day right out just like in the Exorcist movie. Never touched it again.
7. Does any of the stories you’ve written based on real life experiences or basically just from imagination?
Everything's written from real life experiences, but not one of the stories is actually me. I listen to a lot of folks spinning tales, around camp fires, in bars, watching car races, wherever, and use a lot of what I hear from other people's experiences so I don't have to do the same damn, stupid things they did to learn about life. Lots of imagination thrown in, though. I never have known a man that's made out with girls young enough to be their daughters or granddaughters.
8. Does your ‘muse’ have a name and if so what is his/her name?
Orville. Don't ask.
9. What other genre besides the one you are writing about now would you like to venture into writing?
Hmmm…with the erotica I write about most I get to stick my nose into about every genre there is. Never thought I wrote any romance stories until a fan told me I'm always writing romance. Guess someone should've told me sooner. I thought I was just writing about sex.
10. Who are your favorite authors that are out now?
Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Lee Child, Clive Cussler. That's the top of my list.
11. Who is your favorite female and male characters from your books and why?
There ya go trying to get me to pick a favorite child again. I don't really have favorite characters. I write stories about sex and that means each one is completely different with new characters. No one stands out above the others. Well, maybe Shannon. I think I've written four Sexy Shannon books and she's just the typical young dumb bimbo with all sex and no brains and falls for anything. Nothing but fun sex fluff in those stories. Don't never take any of it seriously. It's all just for fun.
12. What do you think is the hardest thing about being a writer?
Marketing. It's like telling a farmer he not only has to raise and harvest his crops, but he also has to distribute them to all the markets to get any money. Writers should just be writers, not marketers.
13. What advice would you give someone who wants to start off being a writer?
Live. Get all the experience you can and once you do write it all down. Living and writing about it is all that will make you better. If you live enough and still can't be a writer, at least you might have written down something that will let you get the goods on someone important and then you can live off the blackmail money.
14. If you hadn’t become a writer, what do you think you would be doing right now?
Repo man. Yep. Done it a time or five and it pays better than most jobs I can do. Never have to shoot no one long as I got a zapper I can stun 'em with.
15. What would be the perfect Romantic getaway?
Romance? Easier to fork cash over to the girls in the bar and have a happy hour with them. Lots more variety too. Don't have to romance hookers.
Well now that we got the question and answer out of the way…..why don’t you tell us about your latest story you have out now?
That would be my fourth Sexy Shannon story, "Sexy Shannon Visits the Beach". All about my dumb bimbo working at a bar (she changes jobs with each story) and having to take a day off, so she visits the beach. Naturally she's built like a brick shit house and wears the skimpiest micro-string bikini to the beach and draws the attraction of some young college guy in a fraternity who sees her only for sex. That's it. To learn the rest you gotta buy the book. Cheap. Available everywhere.
Don't know what's coming out after that. My stories smack me upside the head when they're ready to be written and I just pound my keys until they're done. I recently started one called "Christmas Cherry POP!" Guess you can figure out that's gonna be about. Not done yet. It's bigger and more developed than most I write and is taking longer to get done with. Hopefully it'll be out before Christmas.
You will fuck the next girl walks out here today and that's by order of the AQO Frat, got it?"
Stevie sighed so loud and long you would swear he was about to walk that final mile to his own execution, but he turned to look at the opening to the trail along with the rest of his frat brothers.
Just then Shannon came into sight carrying her beach bag and wearing her super-small string bikini and floppy hat. Each and every one of the members of the Alpha Quota Omega Fraternity dropped their mouths open in surprise and down low inside their swim trunks every one of them immediately produced the biggest boner of his life.
"Damn!" Stevie said in dumbfounded awe.
"Can I have my turn before Stevie?" one of the other frat members asked, his voice suddenly a high-pitched squeak.
"No fucking way!" Stevie turned to face his frat brothers, a huge grin spread across his face. "I'm next on the roster and that," he said emphatically, jerking his head over toward the nearly naked blonde with the bountifully buxom boobs, "is my next quota conquest." His assertion given, Stevie moved away from the group heading toward his prey. He moved slow enough so he wouldn't catch up to her too soon, but he picked up his pace when all the other men on the beach who were already spread out on their towels or blankets suddenly sat up and snapped their attention toward the most sexually provocative babe on the beach.
Stevie moved up behind her as rapidly as possible, making sure not to step on her heels as he caught up to her. He certainly didn't need to make a bad first impression by stepping on the back of her feet. He fell in-step behind her by no more than two feet away, his head tilted down and his eyes riveted to the twin ass cheeks that bounced back and forth with each step she took. So intent was he in watching her ass that he failed to notice when the girl he was following suddenly stopped dead in her tracks. Stevie immediately closed the short distance between them and ran right into her, his erection hidden beneath his trunks slamming right up between her firmly rounded cheeks.
"Oh!" Shannon exclaimed as she was pushed forward by the force of being rammed in the ass.
"Shit! Fuck!" Stevie cried out as he fell over on top of the babe he was already imagining having his cock buried up inside of. His fantasy was helped along a lot by the fact that even though it was still inside his baggy trunks his cock actually was buried up inside this girl's ass - at least between her cheeks, if not actually piercing her pussy.
Both of them sprawled onto the sand, with Shannon, since she was on the bottom, having her face pushed in deep so that she began sputtering and clawing wildly, trying her best to get air back into her lungs.
For the briefest of moments Stevie lay on top of her back, his groin yet pushed in between her cheeks and the rest of his body covering the bare skin of this girl he had bowled over. Then the frantic movements and sounds she made caused him to realize something was wrong and Stevie quickly moved off Shannon and took hold of her arm to try and help her up.
Here's the link for Sexy Shannon Visits the Beach, my latest book: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sexy-shannon-visits-the-beach-whiskey-mcnaughton/1116231732?ean=2940148511298
Here's all my books on Smashwords (two pages): https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/whiskeymcnaughton/newest/
Here's all my links on B&N: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/whiskey-mcnaughton?csrfToken=m9rnc1etoqvn3OotAGMtjU76GgXdBsWt&sort=R&size=59&keyword=whiskey+mcnaughton&store=allproducts
Here's my links on Amazon (at least five pages): http://www.amazon.com/Whiskey-McNaughton/e/B006W4IL5E/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1378069584&sr=1-1